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Lemons: we love them even though they hurt us. That sharp tang. A bit of sweetness. The bright yellow color. When life gives you lemons, you're supposed to make lemonade according to the saying. I'll do you one better.
Like many 'Muricans, I was exposed to the beauty that is lemon curd by The Great British Baking Show. I love lemon curd. You can use it as a filling in a pastry, a topping, or even part of a pie or cake. But as much as I love lemon curd (thank you, diabetes), my wife loves it even more. She hasn't been feeling well, so I decided to get up early today and make some for her and then use it as part of a dessert later (more to come there). However, there should be plenty left for a breakfast toast accompaniment. I've adapted the venerable Mary Berry's recipe, located here. Please note that I'm not using lemon zest in this adaptation. I've tried in multiple times and I don't care for what it does to the texture.
Ingredients
Lemons. You'll need four. If you buy a bag of them, save the rest for another batch or throw at your children. Good fun for all involved.
Sugar. Roughly 1/3 cup. As you make your curd, you might decide you need more if you're not sweet enough. My wife says I'm sweet as is.
Eggs. Four large eggs. Brown or white are fine. Don't discriminate.
Butter. One stick of unsalted butter. Cut into cubes. It does not need to be softened, unless that's the effect you have on it with your charm.
Directions
1. Cut your butter into cubes. You can use the wrapper as an easy transport vessel to the pot, so don't cut through it.
2. In a high sided sauce pan, break four eggs. You do not need to scramble them ahead of time.
3. Add the sugar and butter.
4. Roll your lemons against the counter top. This breaks down the cell structure where the juice is held within the lemon. It will allow you to get more juice from the lemon. In this instance, the juice is very worth the squeeze.
5. Cut each lemon in half and squeeze the juice into a medium size bowl. Lemons have a lot of seeds and they are not good to eat or friendly on your teeth. This step will make sure you don't have a sneaky infiltrator into your lovely soft curd.
6. Place a wire strainer over the pot and pour the juice from the bowl through it. Throw the seeds away and wear the bowl as a hat. Or not. You do you.
7. Using a wire whisk, gently whisk the mixture together over medium low heat. The goal is not to blend but to keep things moving so nothing burns. The heat is going to do the heavy lifting here.
When you see the butter is completely melted, things are getting close. You need to keep whisking.
Once the mixture begins to thicken, turn the heat off and transfer immediately to a heat proof container. I like to use a pyrex cup. Let sit on the counter until it cools to room temperature. Then refrigerate immediately. This will keep in the fridge for up to a week, though we've never had to ask ourselves with this, "Is this curd still good?" It's always "Who ate all of the lemon curd?!"